*Cue Godfather music*

Ugh. Fuck this. Fuck you. I want to like this site damn it.

I think the storyline of Cena being left out of Wrestlemania is neat. It's a fun thing to do with him, and a good way to play off the fact that 50% of the crowd loves him and the other 50% hate him. And giving Rusev a chance to have an actual story of somekind is nice.

-So where the hell to start? I guess with Roman Reigns. What I still don't quite know is whether we're supposed to hate the guy or not. Daniel Bryan talking about how he gave it his all and couldn't beat him, and then shaking his damn hand, seemed so transparently manipulative of the audience… and then Paul Heyman…

I'm embarrassingly thrilled to see WWE shows covered on this site. And this is a great intro to the show, going over the inherent cognitive dissonance and the gap between the writers and the fans. From a critical perspective, wrestling is a fascinating thing to examine. If it weren't 2 AM right now I'd probably…