Dear WWE live audience:

Especially if they're going to use Summer Rae to introduce him. That girl is poison through no real fault of her own.

He reminds me of The Goddamned Maidman from Empowered.

"Get ready to experience the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted." (or something to that effect)

Well, I certainly wasn't expecting JLU reviews to return today!

A couple of years ago, a Magic card was printed with the name "Stab Wound." Nearly every time I cast it on one of my opponent's creatures, I would mention "shank or be shanked" in my best Scruffy.

Right? By far the weirdest thing about Labyrinth to me these days is the haunting fact that Dr. Beverly Crusher choreographed the dance numbers.

He did do the nasty in the past-y.

Eh, that's not terribly difficult. Which is probably why FF-specific cons don't actually exist.

Cid doesn't actually show up until FF3. Most of what are considered the series's trademarks started there or later, although FF1 and 2 do make the occasional contribution.

I went to a wedding where the bride and groom lip synced to it. They're still together so far, and that was 12 years (and three kids) ago.

Wizard World's Facebook page is having a "90s Animated TV Show Throwdown" that will see these two shows probably meet in the semi-finals (assuming BTAS beats Darkwing Duck) before the winner crushes whatever makes it to the finals from the other half of the bracket. Probably Animaniacs, which I'd put at a distant 3rd…

So looking forward to the "Deadly Force" review.

Narration which wasn't officially in place until several episodes into the run (possibly the end of the Awakenings intro?). Was weird watching the DVDs and not hearing it at first.

Don't mess with "Mister Kotter".

Or did not end soon enough, depending on what you include as canon.

It really is amazing what the censors allowed them to get away with in this series. It makes me wonder how that process goes (or used to, at least). Did they just fast-forward through looking for violence and/or sex, relying on the script for any dialogue problems? All they see here is statues being smashed and OKd…

It lost some effect without the giant pink fuzzy boots pictured here: http://instagram.com/p/qcBH…

You don't need a mine early, or ever. It helps, to be sure, but they're hardly necessary.

I think a DS Virtual Console would be kind of a stupid thing to put on 3DS, since it can already play DS games.