I want someone to defend the self titled Bowie album.

I remember thinking during the last season that I wanted to bang all three generations of the Bluth women.

Any guy who doesn't appreciate that both of those women are gorgeous is a homosexual. (Although that's not Kebbel's best pic. Google that, son.)

Something tells me they aren't going with the original twist ending, for a couple of reasons 1) it's already been spoiled, by the original and also by other movies, 2) it's really stupid, and 3) they just want to have Jason kill a bunch of people. Anything else would be too complicated.

"You KNOW how I feel about hoaxes!"

Where did "Katee Sackhoff as face" come from? I've heard that before and I still don't get it.

Put a towel over your junk while you do it.

Jesus, that is aggravating. Millions of people lost their jobs last week, but the real tragedy is that these women are getting less money that they didn't work for.

I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.

"Indie" people are just yuppies who haven't gotten real jobs yet.

Ehh, who cares? It's just dumb stuff for kids. One day they will get to grow up to be smug Animal Collective fans and laugh about the silly stuff they used to like back when they were still happy.

Corey, your post is the saddest thing I've ever read. You were born a crochety old man.

Corey, your post is the saddest thing I've ever read. You were born a crochety old man.

Corey, your post is the saddest thing I've ever read. You were born a crochety old man.

Kidnapping Americans for slave trading is a great idea. Because when a white girl from America goes missing in a foreign country, nobody ever makes a big deal about it.

I've seen the movie. It's not all that good. There's no mystery and almost no tension. Neeson can play a badass (Rob Roy is underrated, son) but he doesn't really sell the action here. I paid 2 bucks for a bootleg dvd and didn't feel cheated, but I'm glad I didn't pay more.

It is a dumb name that sounds like they just went with the first thing that popped into their heads. Strangely enough, it's not the first Texans in professional football. There have been two Dallas Texans, one of which folded and one of which became the Chiefs.

Nothing justifies the Dukes of Hazzard movie. But when people act like in the past everything was all creativity and artistic freedom, they're wrong. There's as much creativity now as there has ever been. The real crap from the 40s has been forgotten, but it wasn't all Casablanca and Germany, Year Zero.

I used to eat pickled eggs all the time as a kid. I'm sure I would find them gross now.

I never realized that Zapp's was exotic. I feel special for being able to buy it whenever I want. The crawtators are overrated, though. The salt and vinegar, dill pickle and sour cream and onion are where it's at.