That movie ain't got shit on the Bare Wench Project

We all know the show is going to be "smug" meets "knowing" and has a healthy litter of pop culture references.

You remember when people didn't hold up the past like it was some lost golden era, despite the fact that they were pretty ignorant of it? Yeah, me neither.

Chris Carter said that Andre Johnson is the best receiver in the league. And if Chris Carter doesn't know, who the fuck does?

Of course, Dr. Wally. I'll always be a bee man at heart.

I would suggest "Think the Cowboys Haven't Been Embarassed Enough?: Have We Got a Show For You!"

Nobody's reading this anymore, but…

Kids are fine. Actually, they're pretty cool until they get to be 11 or so. Then they are intolerable until somewhere around 21 or 22.

I think all of you are a bunch of pussies.

Nobody fits into these "quadrants" completely. It's an aggregate, which is to say that these are the things that attract the largest numbers of individuals in these groups. But we can all go back to patting ourselves on the back for all the ways in which we are all total mold-breaking mavericks.

Big women with loose morals have gotten me through some difficult times.

The fat guy is fat because stupid guys on tv are always fat. The women are hot because they want the women to identify with them, and women won't identify with some ugly broad.

I was a secret agent/stripper for the government. It had its moments.

I remember having boners when I was 5. And although I had no idea about the mechanics of the physical act of love, I sure knew I wanted to do something involving naked women.

You people should just start drinking Miller products like the rest of us.

Most of us have no trouble understanding, say, Hugh Grant. But some Cockney mumbler who speaks in incomprehensible slang and uses half of the consonants can be pretty difficult to understand.

That anti-union commercial pissed me off a little. Like I was trying to explain to someone the other day, unions are just collections of labor the same way that corporations are collections of capital. When a corporate CEO gets busted, nobody questions the institution of the corporation. But a union boss gets…

I can't be the only one who was hoping he was going to reveal that his dad was Chris Berman.

Pilgrim, Sullivan's Travels is a great movie, but I will contend to my grave that it's not even in the top 3 Sturges movies. (Those would be Miracle at Morgan's Creek, The Lady Eve, and the Palm Beach Story, if you're wondering)

Jazz is cool when you put on Miles Davis or Dave Brubek on at a party so th girls will think it's a classy soiree rather than a series of events that will lead them inevitably to be vomited on. But if you take it too far all of a sudden you're like "hold on for a second, listen to this 11 minute trombone solo! You…