I disapprove of this thread. Zepp is one thing that I just don't understand how people can dislike.

Wow, successful fifthies! good job!

I used to make the argument that Touch of Evil was better than Kane. But no. The writing, acting, photography is all much better in Kane. Touch of Evil is probably my favorite Welles movie, but Kane is his best.

The writers come off as douchey as the douchey posters in this article. I mean "Sorry, I didn't drink the Kool-Aid on this one" is something a 17 year old should say, not a professional writer.

What's great about that movie is the video cover, which makes it look like a zany comedy.

I have met so many people claiming to have been molested or raped that I can't figure out if molestation is disturbingly common or if making up messed up stories for attention is disturbingly common.

Wait until they come up with the "Hannity Sour Grape Flavored Soda". Gonna be huge.

Other than the butt sex, in what way is this movie like Brokeback Mountain?

I will say that I find the show to be pretty infuriating, and have great difficulty seeing what other people find funny about it. Which is, of course, even more infuriating.

I like Joe Rogan. Nobody is better at taking down a heckler.

Well, MASH was a good movie, and How I Won the War wasn't.

Seriously, though. And I thought I wasn't going to jerk it at work today.

Class of '97 isn't old. Now class of '96, those fucking geezers need to get on the Metamucil.

Pilgrim, I do have to say that you may be the most irish-looking dude I have ever seen.

The GBA revamp of the first Metroid is a hell of a lot of fun. Super Metroid is the best though.

I thought the controls on the DS Metriod Prime were great, actually. I just didn't think much of the game. This looks like it might be worth picking up used, though.

Is it at least better than Assassin's Creed? Because all that game did was make me want to play a new Prince of Persia.

One of my favorite musical WTF? moments was being in a supermarket, hearing "I Keep Forgetting" by Michael McDonald, and realizing that this corny song that I used to hear when I was a kid supplied the awesome g-funk beat for "Regulate"

Sounds like a sort of wordy quadrameter to my ears:

Hey wait, that's demonstrably incorrect! I thought your schtick was stating obvious facts.