Seriously, the "that's not funny" guys are pretty much the lamest posters ever. Even the buttsucker guy was less douchey.

I call bs
This movie doesn't exist. Amelie dreamed this up for a column and you guys created a cover for it in photoshop.

Is that L'il Barack telling me to get insurance?

last name Dupri
first name The Boss

So, about that picture on the front page
I presume that the tough guys from Left 4 Dead are defending us from an invasion of foreign cookies, right?

fuck this
People need to stop dying.

I've had a PS3 for a while now. I downloaded the demo for Valkyria Chronicles and it's way cool. I'll probably buy it eventually.

I agree on Ecclesia, but Dawn of Sorrow and Portrait of Ruin are two of my favorite games ever.

Yeah, mostly. "This Is England" is a pretty killer song though. And now I hear it all the time when that MIA song comes on the radio.

Too bad the term "internet" is already used for the netting inside of a man's bathing suit.

I'm so sorry, man. We will try to be better commenters in the future. Is "humorless scold" the best persona for all of us to adopt?

best games I played this year
LittleBigPlanet
World of Goo
PES 09 (Wii version)
GTA IV
Patapon
Okami (although I already played it on PS2.)
The World Ends With You
N+
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
Final Fantasy Tactics A2

In places like Texas (and probably southern Cal, Arizona, etc.) you can get Mexican coke everywhere. It's usually around a quarter more but has real sugar and comes in a glass bottle. And yeah, you can tell the difference.

I can't cut and paste on this page and long urls always run off the screen anyway. So fuck you Menderchuck.

Eartha Kitt was a real life Catwoman, so she pretty much had to play her on the show. Julie Newmar was hotter, though.

all the trampolines have those lame gates around them now, so kids can't get hurt. Takes all the fun out of it if you ask me.

I saw that on tv one day when I was home sick with the flu. It really fucked with my head.

lol, no. His wife's sister.

Bigger Than Life
I was totally not expecting that to be on the list and I was going to add it. I've never actually seen it, but the clips that show up on that Martin Scorcese documentary about American film make it look amazing.

The best present I got
was drunkenly making out with my brother's sister-in-law.