I'm not trying to hate, son. I love getting loaded and overeating with the family. All I'm saying is that Christmas is for me just as much as it is for John Gibson.

I don't really mind it from Linus as much, because hey, he's Linus. But there has been an annoying effort by a lot of christians for some time to get across the idea that you shouldn't be allowed to enjoy christmas if you aren't worshipping Jesus. And the slogan "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" gets on my nerves…

Yummsh, are you responding to me? Because that is definitely not what I said. And are you saying that Winter Solstice, Saturnalia, etc. are about "peace on earth"?

I take some comfort in the fact that on sunday morning they all had to go back to Baltimore.

You don't sound like the real governor, pal.

Not just Columbo/Murder by Death, but A Woman Under the Influence and Wings of Desire. You know, for the arty folks among us.

Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards men is just the lyrics of a song. Christmas (and it's precedents, Saturnalia and other winter festivals that existed all over Europe) were always about consumption. The "original meaning of christmas" is what I will be celebrating when I get loaded and eat three desserts this…

Thankfully I was really, really coked up when Baltimore busted out that second 80 yard td run.

That show actually got good reviews (I think) and has a decent sized cult for a show that was canceled after a few episodes. It did suck, though.

yeah, I'm using hyperbole. What I heard was really droney though. Not my cup of tea.

I'm the local Cowboys fan, so I'll go ahead and say it
Tony Romobot-awesome choking power!

I just realized the reason that no AVclub article has ever been quite perfect
It's that, until now, none had ever used the phrase "labial fold".

You had respect for Lobsters?

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". The song and the cartoon, both of which are sub-Larry the Cable Guy.

I do have terrible taste in music. I'm into all this stuff like "rhythm" and "melody".

I know it's not Friday anymore
but that Peter Falk picture is killing my Monday buzz. And I have no Monday buzz, so it's just making me sadder than normal.

Christmas eve alone is depressing

"You took my dreams from me, when I first found you"

I swear I'm not trying to be an asshole here
but how in the world can anyone listen to Low? I swear, I put on one of their albums once and finally said "15 minutes of this song is enough". Then I looked and the song was only 4 minutes long.

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