Dogs seem dumb and sweet, but they can freak out for no obvious reason one day and then you're fucked. Cats would kill you if they could, but they're not equipped with the jaws to get the job done.

The Speed Channel shows Formula 1 doesn't it? I will watch that now and then.

I would guarantee it's been tested.

And yet still no dildo commercials

Well, if it will make you feel any better, I probably only need to see Transporter 3 two or three more times before I get sick of it. Then maybe I will get around to seeing this if I've got nothing better to do. On the other hand, there's a rerun of Futurama coming on that I've only seen a half dozen times.

The twist is that the dog kills her.

I live in a place that gets all these interesting little films, and I have time to go watch them, but I never do. MWAH HAHAHAHA!

My girlfriend assured me that my dick is the cutest she has ever seen.

I do enjoy seeing the cell phone commercial where the son and father gingerbread men are voiced by Norm McDonald and Steve Buscemi. I'm guessing they recorded it at a "guys who do cameos in Adam Sandler movies" convention. Thankfully Rob Schneider doesn't seem to have made it.

You should see the version with the blind girl. He gives her a braille version of the receipt and she swoons

but think about this, if you met a girl with a vanilla flavored cooch, would you or would you not be willing to buy her an overpriced diamond ring?

Except, of course, you always overpay for diamonds. The De Beers company (those charming apartheid loving romantics) controls enough of the world's diamonds that they can choke off supply to keep the price unnaturally high. In fact, overpaying is more or less the point. I saw a news report a few years back about…

yes it is

I'm surprised how much I liked that Justin Townes Earle album. Better than anything his dad's done in years.

Hey amelie
Animal Crossing is fun you grumpy bitch.

Once again, a reminder
of how little my musical interests coincide with those of the avclub. Oh well. Thanks for the sound clips. And at least Erykah Badu made it, even if that album is kind of a mess.

I definitely get the point. That diamond is a shorthand for "my man has money, and he throws it at me just because I demand it". And unlike, say, a car or something, you've always got it with you.

Umm…Zoloft would make living with bipolar disorder significantly more difficult.

This bullshit pays the bills, son. This is a big break, not a desperation move.

I just read the interview. More than anything he comes off as really intimidated by NPR and the idea that he's going to be questioned by intellectuals, so he amps up the macho posturing as a sort of "you effete intellectuals couldn't understand this." Frankly, the dude always comes off as a nerdy little jew putting…