Maybe, but it had a really cool Neptunes beat. I never felt the need to think about it beyond that.

I try to have respect for women, I really do
but the fact that they can be mesmerized by sparkly peices of carbon doesn't speak that well of them.

I'm no fan or anything, but "I'm A Slave For You" and "Toxic" were both kickass songs.

Things must have changed in the last 10 years. When I was a youngster, 15 year old chicks were all about skeevy, moustache having dudes in their 20s. At least, the skeevy chicks were, and those are the ones I wanted.

Mayonnaise isn't really for flavor. It's just there to lubricate the bread for faster eating.

What the commenters aren't getting is that this isn't a review of Britney Spears the person, or the artist even. It's a review or Britney Spears brand music. A lot of "serious music fans" have trouble seperating the identity of their favorite musicians from their own constructed identity. A lot of pop music fans…

Who's the blonde hanging out in the background?
And what's her sign?

So when can we expect
"AVClub Taste Test: Pharmaceutical Grade Meth"

I had never bothered listening to this band because of the cheesy moustache, the stupid name, and the fact that I never cared that much for Queens of the Stone Age, but this interview convinced me to go check out some tracks. I definitely dig this.

hell naw man. Central time zone. The time zone that matters.

I've had some of the shit he's talking about. Although mine was in crystal form and not powder. Anyway, yeah, I know how he feels.

I almost didnt read this
but then I did and it was funny. Haha, speed! It's funny cause it's true.

The only really good party game is "Psst! We're doing lines in the bathroom." I always win!

She's pretty damn hot, in a trashy way. Which is, of course, the best way.

Oh cool
Instead of not watching him at 10:30, I can not watch him at 8:00!

Trailer parks are a good place to get bathtub speed at low, low prices.

Based on the review, this book is seriously lacking in both the oral sex and monocle destruction departments

I met Erin Brockovich at a shyster law firm I used to work at who was partnering with Brockovich's shyster firm. I found her to be a vain, pretentious and none-too-bright attention/media whore. Her fake tits, however, were beyond reproach.

He also busted more waistbands than Roosevelt.

If Peter Sellers was still around he could have played all of the characters.