No way brah. If I were inclined to go firste, I would be old school and just say "FIRST!". And I would probably not post it 13 hours after the article was posted.

Wasn't "Troll Harder" the subtitle for Troll 2?

When I saw the picture I was expecting a thread full of people talking about how hot she was. If only she had boxy glasses and/or was 40 lbs overweight…

Munchausen syndrome is a terrible disorder, but it has the coolest name.

Noel, come on man
I liked this feature too, but it's over already. Let it go.

I done settled all my lawsuits
FUCK YOU DEBBIE!!

Number 1 qualification to play Saddam
Ability to grow an awesome fucking moustache.

All cities are awful in unique ways. Your city is hell on earth to somebody. Lets just all agree that we're all better than Detroit.

The Proposition is way cool but the murmuring on the soundtrack needs to go.

Axl is my god. Somehow I have no interest in hearing that album though.

Why $9,999?
Did he just think "I hate gay marriage, but not quite 10 grand worth"?

Wait a minute, how do we know that? Considering he hasn't been here in a while, it's kind of an obscure impersonation.

Lobsters isn't a conservative. He's just an adorably irascible curmudgeon stuck in some sort of liberal place. If he lived in rural Texas he would be putting his grumbling skills to work in favor of socialism

Kool keith then Ray Wise
High fucking five AVclub!

I saw Drew Barrymore last time I was in Austin, and she is drop dead gorgeous. 10X hotter than she is in pictures.

sounds kind of familiar
Is this the same incident used as a subplot in In the Name of the Father?

I was hoping it was about PCP.

reading too fast might give you a heart attack
For a brief moment there, I thought you were saying that Beyonce put on a fatsuit to play Howlin Wolf.

I didn't even realize that he was the guy from 300. He looks like a pudgy loser here, not a homoerotic badass.

Black Dahlia was godawful and has no cult. At least, I would have assumed. I'm surprised to find that someone has deep affection for Igby Goes Down, which is my definition of "not terrible but completely unremarkable and generic faux-indie movie"