We Made Dave Chang Eat It
should be the title of the AVClub's next book. Just make sure the subtitle clarifies that the book is not gay porn.

That's the thing, poopy; this Louis Canon fellow is wild and unpredictable. If only there were some concise metaphor for that aspect of his personality.

So any of you ever had a girlfriend like this in real life?
I did (one that was quite literally manic, btw). And I will tell you that, in my experience, the real story is less like one of these movies and more like that article in the Onion last week about the guy who is unable to break up with his crazy girlfriend.

And he's calling Superintendent Chalmers, not the police department.

No, but you should try to be American anyway.

Oh, trust me, that's going to happen. As it does often.

How in the hell did he get in the drawer, what with having no arms or legs?

I have to think that French for hipster is "hipsteur"

Worst character:

Ok, then, favorite characters on the Shield

That's ok. Red Bull and a cigarette just gave me an extra hour or two. And the girl in my office with the big fake tits is wearing a pretty tight v-neck today, so that should keep me going until I can sneak out of the office and start my holiday early.

so a little about me
I was awake this whole weekend on a speed bender and last night instead of going to bed early I stayed up drinking High Life and playing Legend of Zelda. What I'm getting at is that I feel terrible today and this article and comment section has made me decide to go on living for another hour. …

I like that there is someone out there so overflowing with hatred that Glade sends him into a murderous rage.

you said "cocks"

I thought so too, but according to the review it's the director.

If you guys ran more interviews like this
I would always read them. Kool Keith not only owns your ass, but he sold his entire ownership interest to a multinational corporation and then owned their collective ass. So now he owns your ass along with a large ass portfolio.

Some clever guy registered my name in order to post vaguely racist stuff. So I'm back to this name. If the AV Club ever wants to do an interview with me, they could get me my old name back or something. It would be totally worth it.

I live in the south, bro. Not very many of us still believe in literal creationism, and more to the point, the ones that do aren't going to waste their $8.50 on some learnin' movie, especially when all the stuff they need to know is in the bible (which they haven't read, but will hear reiterated on religious talk…

Really, though, who's going to see this?
Some bored kids on a church youth group trip, and, well…Ben Stein's friends and family? I'm going to bet that for everyone who willingly watches it, there will be 100 people decrying it and 200 people blasting the "liberal media" for keeping this awesome bout of truthiness…

I understand Brooke, but why Carly? I thought she was fantastic.