Of course doctors smoke, but I have never heard of a real doctor smoking while seeing patients.

Cyber-cafes are totally 20th century man. The 21st belongs to the iPhone

So wait
did they really make a movie about a dog that was in an interminable series of one-joke commericals 10 years ago? Or is it just another random stupid animal movie?

Scarlett Johansen is a pretty lousy actress. If people hate her, it's because we all wanted to like her so much. She's gorgeous and seems to have interesting taste and be fairly intelligent.

BTW, I would say Uma is also an example of how losing weight is not always the way to be more attractive. She was gorgeous when she was young and had a little baby fat left in her. Then, as actresses often do, she kept losing weight, which really enhanced her more ratlike features. But after that she got pregnant…

I hope it was Tom Waits.

Alpha-Beta seemed interested in what I do for a living, so I brought it up.

Carly was great
but that arrangement of that song was the fucking shit! I had no idea that Idol orchestra could even do that. I wish there was more stuff like that and less corny MOR on the show.

The World Ends With You
Are you going to review that? I picked it up yesterday and it's both unique and fun and it would be cool if someone would call some attention to it.

one of my all time favorites
Loved it when I was a kid (Uma Thurman gave me one of the first boners I can remember), love it now.

Sport is pop culture, isn't it? In any case, Chris Berman is more of a pop culture figure than a sports figure.

Leviathan is great. I loved Tentacles of Whorror, even if it's not exactly an every day listen. What do you think of Anaal Nathraak?

Goddammit, I was so ready to make this same funny and someone made it on the first post. You people are too full of pop culture references for your own good.

Well, I guess you can suspect what you want.

The Best Bit EP is a good listen, but she gets completely shown up by Terry Callier on that one.

They're really a much better album band though. Most of those deep cuts work better in context. The exception would be their disco songs, but then again most of them are on Discovery.

For what it's worth, I'm an attorney.

no matter how many times I read that I still have no idea what you're talking about

He stayed high for 30 Days?
I am absolutely sure I have done that several times. I was out of work last year for two months and I'm pretty sure I beat that.

OK, but
How does the game play? I honestly can't tell if it's a platformer, a beat em up, an RPG, etc.