I'M OLD GREGG! I GOT A MANGINA!!!

What do you think of me?

Mmmm… Creamy

Oh, you know me. You've seen my downstairs mix-up.

Make an assessment.

Easy there, fuzzy little man peach.

Old Gregg's gonna pick himself out a nice wedding dress. That's right. Crack open a fresh Bailey's. I'm Old Gregg!

I'm Old Gregg.

I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's vagina. I've got a mangina! I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEGG!

I'm Old Gregg.

Do you like me?

Do you like Old Gregg's place? I've got all things that are good.

You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?