Mrs. Trunchbull in Matilda

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Belle and Sebastian - "Judy Is a Dick Slap"
Deep Purple - "Wring That Neck"
The J. Geils Band - "Whammer Jammer"

Sphinctastic
is a word I'm going to have to start working into daily conversation.

DJ Vu
This showed up on my Firefox LiveBookmark as "Dj Vu", which would have been a great title for an album circa 1999.

Gordon
I think finding out that his name isn't actually Gordon was enough to taint it for me.

I think that mayo story did a plenty fine job of grinding my day to a halt.