Didn't Dawn, like, openly hate Cochran after he flipped in their original season? No hard feelings, I guess (which is a remarkably mature attitude for a "Survivor" contestant, most of whom subscribe to the "If I vote you out, it's gameplay; if you vote me out you're a DIRTY, LYING, CHEATING BACKSTABBER" theory).

It wasn't so much of a takedown as it was hateful, even by "bitter 'Survivor' jury member" standards. I mean, Sugar was an idiot, but Corinne was just ugly that episode.

He was probably off taping episodes of his now-canceled talk show.

This. Wondering what Michael thought when/if he saw all of Corinne's confessionals referring to him as "my gay" and "the gay," like he was a belt or some other accessory.

His hands were shaking from gratitude that he'll be able to root for Reynold at more challenges

I was starting to enjoy Corinne (comments about "her gay" and "the gay" excepted) but she got a really bad case of the smugs this episode.And she didn't even make jury, so for better and for worse, we won't get a repeat of her mean-spirited, petty brand of jury speech.

"The Following" is earning Fs, while Season 7 of "Dexter" got rave reviews?

Well, look at Deb: She gets engaged to the Ice Truck Killer in season 1, she fucks her superior officer in season 2, she bangs a witness in season 3 and gets promoted to lieutenant. Quinn is just following the lead of Deb, who is also an ex-lover.

Well, look at Deb: She gets engaged to the Ice Truck Killer in season 1, she fucks her superior officer in season 2, she bangs a witness in season 3 and gets promoted to lieutenant. Quinn is just following the lead of Deb, who is also an ex-lover.

BINGO. You would think Carpenter would be able to fake it by now, because she's supposedly an actress and everything.

BINGO. You would think Carpenter would be able to fake it by now, because she's supposedly an actress and everything.

I'm apparently the only person in the universe who found Lithgow's Trinity Killer a hammy mess.

I'm apparently the only person in the universe who found Lithgow's Trinity Killer a hammy mess.

God, I wish they'd kill Deb off. The poor writing combined with Jennifer Carpenter's atrocious acting make Deb such an awful character.

God, I wish they'd kill Deb off. The poor writing combined with Jennifer Carpenter's atrocious acting make Deb such an awful character.

Local H gets no love, which is a fucking shame. I love that band.

See: Yau-Man, who had to dig, like, four feet down. He had a confederate (Dreamz?) who had to lure everybody else on the tribe away from camp so that Yau-Man could, you know, dig a massive hole in front of the hut without arousing suspicion. FLash-forward to Russell Hantz and the "hidden" immunity idols are hanging…

I already thought Reynold was a douche of the highest order, but I was genuinely offended by the way he acted/reacted after Brandon's freakout. Reynold didn't have the sense to shut his yap and accept the immunity idol quietly while another person was having a near-violent emotional breakdown directly in front of him.…

When Irvine Welsh writes well, he writes very well, but when he writes poorly, he is pretty fucking atrocious.

Loved Reynold playing the victim card, especially seeing as how he formed his "Master Race" MINORITY alliance his first day on the beach. "I can't believe these nerds that we were going to vote off are voting us off!"