Kudos to the casting director for not hiring some generic-looking Barbie for the Billie Kent role, but Steedle's chipmunk cheeks and complete absence of a chin aren't going to age gracefully.

Kudos to the casting director for not hiring some generic-looking Barbie for the Billie Kent role, but Steedle's chipmunk cheeks and complete absence of a chin aren't going to age gracefully.

The chick with the mustache

The chick with the mustache

So Kent humblebrags that he made $60 million playing pro ball and then takes a shot at Obama. Douchebag.

So Kent humblebrags that he made $60 million playing pro ball and then takes a shot at Obama. Douchebag.

"Rocks" is pretty damned great, too

"Rocks" is pretty damned great, too

Gyp: "I KEEL 'EM ALL!!" (Beats random passerby to death with paving stone)

Gyp: "I KEEL 'EM ALL!!" (Beats random passerby to death with paving stone)

Keith Richards' book was a gigantic snore for this reason. For my money, I think Bob Mould's book was able to balance the biographical material with the purely musical stuff.

Keith Richards' book was a gigantic snore for this reason. For my money, I think Bob Mould's book was able to balance the biographical material with the purely musical stuff.

At TC Pete said he has a target on his back because he's a physical threat.

At TC Pete said he has a target on his back because he's a physical threat.

Probst seems to actually think that he would do really well were he to be a contestant on "Survivor," which is cute because he'd be one of the people in the back row at the reunion show who nobody remembers.

Probst seems to actually think that he would do really well were he to be a contestant on "Survivor," which is cute because he'd be one of the people in the back row at the reunion show who nobody remembers.

I loved the first season, where people could receive two votes out of seven and be gone. Now, with very rare exception, there are only ever two people in danger at any given tribal council.

I loved the first season, where people could receive two votes out of seven and be gone. Now, with very rare exception, there are only ever two people in danger at any given tribal council.

I mentioned this above: Pete seems like a genuinely unpleasant, hateful asshole. And the producers aren't giving him the "lovable rascal" edit that they gave dipshits like Russell Hantz or Coach, so hopefully he'll get his just desserts soon.

I mentioned this above: Pete seems like a genuinely unpleasant, hateful asshole. And the producers aren't giving him the "lovable rascal" edit that they gave dipshits like Russell Hantz or Coach, so hopefully he'll get his just desserts soon.