WHAT DOES DEAKINS HAVE TO DO, GODDAMNIT?

Does Deakins finally win here?

Margot Robbie almost offsets this douchebag…almost.

Tina…so lovely and smart, as always. I want to go to there. OK, that was cheesy, but I DONT CARE.

Cate, good lord…stop being so fucking fabulous, good lord!

Another GIVE ME BACK MY SON/DAUGHTER movie/show!

*Tom meekly waves*

Ha, I'll admit the man is quite handsome.

No way…I think that's great, actually. He's the new Superman. The new boring, lifeless, brooding Superman.

Cavill has the charisma of a box filled with styrofoam and more boxes.

That song made me fucking angry.

He sounds like a foghorn.

I wonder what Rihanna's panties are doing during this commercial break.

STALLONE APPROVES.

JADA BURN.

Ha…sorry, I'm just so excited!

Yes!

Fun fact: His parents live down the street from my uncle. That voice is pure Kenosha, Wisconsin.

I just want to say to everyone here tonight: Good luck. We're all counting on you. I'm gonna upvote the shit out of you beautiful people.

Ha! Indeed. His skin is moist with vodka sweat.