I love that she had that whole fight while wearing nothing but the ridiculous green bikini.

Best dancer was Jessa, obviously.

I love that Laird buried his turtle inside a POM bottle. Also, that he had the bottle within easy reach, just in case anyone asked about deaths in his life.

I'm so excited for Marnie and her mom this season. I think they will be an insufferable combination, from her mom mouthing, "Give the phone to me!!" when Hannah calls to the revelation that Marnie's full name is Marnie Marie Michaels. That is insane.

I would love to be able to see a remixed version of these episodes. It reminds me of that 90 minute youtube video someone did where they reedited Pulp Fiction in chronological order.

No Malcolm Tucker. How can anything compare to "I'd love to stop and chat, but I'd rather have type II diabetes"?

But…where's Hannibal?

Yeah, and that actually pissed me off vicariously, like he did a horrible thing and then even robbed Natalia of getting to make the choice to leave. Ugh. How did I go from loving Adam last week to hating him now?

Out of all the horrible things in this episode, Marnie's was the one I physically could not watch.

I disagree about Shosh and Ray in this episode. I think Ray took Shoshana's confession of "holding the doorman's hand" at face value, as a quirky thing your innocent 21 year old girlfriend would consider cheating. And Shoshana's face makes me think she knows she didn't really confess anything. I think next week will…

I loved that fight because it was so realistic. I have definitely had fights like that with my friends before (not many times, thank God).

I swear, if they push Ray and Marnie together I'm done. Ray and Shosh 4eva.

And Hannah fires back that that is her "most shameful dark secret," and I think that's actually where the fight turns and Marnie throws her toothbrush at Hannah and moves out. So it definitely seems like something Hannah would REALLY not want to bring up.

They're not white trash. Her dad mentions moving out to the country two years ago, which fits the idea that he was some kind of bohemian who thought he was tired of city life.

I'm not a fan of this rotating reviewer thing. It seems like anytime you write about Girls you have to trot out the same bullshit about nudity and controversy and feminism and New York before you can get to the real stuff. This review had about a paragraph of actual content. Bring back Todd.

I like that Adam's story is the other side of the yoga teacher's: "And I was stuck in a cell with a psychotic carpenter!!"

She almost made progress when she realized that she wants the same thing as everyone else, but then barreled on forward in typical Hannah fashion. So close.

Hannah's so insecure and lost that she will take advice from anyone, no matter who or what. See: Mexican teenager eyebrows, it's bad that Sandy's a Republican, right?, the My Fake Internet Boyfriend reading.

The best thing Adam ever did for Hannah was interrupting her homemade bang-cutting with a text. Thank you, Adam.

Actually, I think Ray said the reason he got freaked out by Shoshana was her insane emoji texting (another perfect detail).