"Jesus Christ, what a bunch of assholes."

"Jesus Christ, what a bunch of assholes."

So, you don't know who anyone involved in this story is, yet you felt moved to comment anyway.

So, you don't know who anyone involved in this story is, yet you felt moved to comment anyway.

"vomit their penises out of their eyeballs"
That's an, uh, interesting mental image.

I actually knew someone who sang for a living who had to have a similar surgery done. Two months of absolute silence was also prescribed, which meant he got to gesture like mad and carry around a little white board the entire time.

Good for her.

Mazzuchelli, well, he's still alive, isn't he? To qualify for this list your creative career has to be capped somehow.

Posting a link to a website that reposted an Onion article. The comments here are slipping.

Blogging dog dog-blogs 'bout dog god's blog.