A "Gentleman's F"?
I'm curious about the sort of salvation that places this film in the D- category rather than a firm F. What sort of horrors could make this film worse? Paris Hilton, maybe? Character death by fart implosion?

Liz—your comment made me picture Frank from Trading Spaces gettin' it on with Paige Davis. I must now scrub my brain clean of this image.

ZoMoFo showed up for the Rock Hudson/Criterion blog earlier…he may own this thread soon enough.

Yes, it's true, you've never had pizza unless you've been to Italy: bread, maybe some sauce, and—if you're really lucky—a bit of ham. Mmm, yeah.