::touches herself at her very essence::

I'm guessing Young's weed stash is somewhere along the lines of epic. I'm surprised the whole area wasn't lit like a christmas tree the night of…

Wow, some of those hookers looked really really young
Also, a horse should not be eating garbage off the street.

On this harv- FUCK MY SHIT'S ON FIRE!!! WHERE'D I PUT THE WEED???

I'm going to agree, Donald. I honestly am so burnt out on superhero movies. Does anyone truly care about the Green Lantern or Hornet or Thor? Blah.

Goddamn you, Flaubert.

"This week the AV Club will be taste-testing edible underwear!"

I knew it was just a matter of time
before the AV Club started reviewing porn.

I want to see The Merchant of Venice, wherein Becky asks for a pound of her co-cheerleader's flesh for stealing her pom pom.

::continues watching The Walking Dead, ignores Merk's post, just out of spite::

I love pretty much every episode of this season, save for the next one, (ugh… Dawn… ugh..) Anyway. I will argue that this season is the show at its most bleak and at its funniest. They flip between the two so quickly it's hard to decide how to react. The trio are entertaining and funny SPOILER until everything…

Awww… I wouldn't so much say illegal as unwanted… but still…

O'Neal I think you made a typo
Where you wrote 'slobbering' I think you meant to write 'fapping'.

Yes, this doesn't sound too bad, except for the fact that Michelle Rodriguez is in it. She tends to appear only in crap movies. Even when those are crap movies that I like: Resident Evil, … uh… ::trying to think of something else::

Who hasn't met someone named Tom Thompson or Bill Williamson.

Problem
Women who are desperate to get laid/hook up don't bring their single attractive male friends to parties to let other chicks feast on them. They try to hit that, hard, and if that doesn't work they tell their girlfriends all their friends are gay just to spite them.

@m1ngle: I agree that that's Wilson's stereotypical role, but tell me he didn't knock it out of the park in Little Children.

@sideways YES YES YES YES YES!!!

Definitely Gino and Gina.

His moustache died on the way back to his home planet….