''How on earth is anyone supposed to masturbate to a ballad?''
Any number of 12 year old, Jonas, Hanson, Bieber, NKOTB, Backstreet Boys, or N'SYNC fans can, and do it pretty regularly, I'm guessing.

Not so, I see many more failed firsties in your future, Chopin…

Parts of it were fun, but by the 3rd battle I was bored. Scott was no catch and neither was Ramona. They had no chemistry and so all the battles seemed like a waste of time.

I knew this review would just turn into an endless line of references to Billy Bob's jackassiness.

I really liked this interview. IMO he's the best character on the show by far. The second season has really improved since the first, too. It's turning into must-see as opposed to, 'Oh, this is on. Right.'

Yestam gwodna

I think David Carradine would disagree with you, Sharpless.

@ Here's An Idea! I didn't realize I was here solely to amuse you, motherfucker. Choke of a bag of dicks and get the fuck over yourself.

Miley 5-0?

You rubbed one out and then wept into your Cheetos?

Here's hoping, Arsenio.

Community's gotten a lot better in the second season, I've found. It's not something I need to see week-in week-out, though. Just decent.

I've got a weal wed wagon!

Yeah, I caught his stand-up late one night and really dug it. He's genuinely funny without seeming like a douchebag. I may have to check this out.

"Old Lady's Desperate for a Baby"
"Opposite People Need to Live With Each Other in a Tiny Apartment"
"Him Yuppie, Her Crazy, Hijinks!"

Coming this fall to CBS: FAIL

Tom Selleck's Moustache Can Solve This City's Problems One Case at a Time.

Ladies, food for thought: if you're constantly looking for and referring to "dealbreakers," you're the problem. Not him.

Being anti-incest is so 2007…

Yeah. I'm guessing she's getting by on her looks cause that girl can't sing or write music for shit.