The only thing more boring than dialogue about feelings is fucking zombies.

Back to school, fastandsloppy.

Hm
This could be the next Deadwood but without all the awesome swearing.

Eastern Promises was not a shitty movie. Eastern Promises owns.

look at that
Another hippie tells us what the real crime is, man.

lordy
Look at the gams on those dames. Enough to make a priest kick a hole through a stained glass window.

C.H.O.M.P.S., you made projectile boogers fly out my nose from laughter. Nice one.

stupid
Can someone please explain to me why you would want to film with motion-capture technology? What is the utility?

They oughta make a movie
It's time for another feature film horror anthology based on the Twilight Zone. It should have three parts, with a fourth overall arc to wrap up the beginning and end. Have Del Toro, Rob Zombie, and David Lynch direct the three episodes. Cast some fun character actors: Patrick Stewart,…

Berlin
There's a song on Berlin called "The Kids" that uses a sample of children wailing and crying as a rhythmic and melodic tool. It's disturbing and kinda funny.

Arsenio Billingham, you speak truth.

It's what they do.

Fuck this
All these movies about "funny" people and their stupid relationships with each other are getting tiresome. You see the same shit on TV, I know you guys have a hard-on for Parks and Rec and Community, but I'm tired of this "let's all take turns spouting clever but stilted dialogue" mode of comedy. Makes me…

As a veteran Person with an Opinion on the Internet, I'd just like to say that Cameron Diaz does indeed suck.

been there
Bars close at 11 0'clock in London. ELEVEN O CLOCK.

Remember?
Remember when they used to make movies for adults?

Ha! So true.

yeah
I love how the Train dude has just gone all-out and embraced his inner douche. The painted-on jeans, the deep V-neck, the leathery skin of an aging club rat, the hair product. It's like he was born straight from the dark heart of VH1.

Ninth Gate
Rare book dealer/detective. Bad movie, cool job.

The Tea Party is a conservative movement. Ayn Rand was not a conservative and neither are her ideas. You guys are dumb.