Nevermind, PG-13.

Hanna
This "Hanna" movie looks pretty badass. Adapt or die. Fuck yeah. Anyone wanna see it?

Age Matters Not
Who gives a shit how old they are? Men are most productive ages 30-60. When y'all reach your mid-40's I'm gonna bust into whatever dick factory you work at and scream GIVE UP THE GHOST, BUDDY, TIME TO THROW IN THE TOWEL!!!!

George Whipple on New York One.

Loved it…
…from the very first chord.

Or how he was able to flawlessly deflect Chan's kung fu flurries when the only training he received was how to hang a jacket over and over again.

I made my girlfriend watch Archer and then she went to sleep upset that I wouldn't have sex with her.

Because its on the radio even more than Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" and whatever terrible Green Day single was just shat out. Seriously, I can turn on broadcast radio at any time and that song will be playing.

This is that kid
The one who stank up the new Karate Kid movie. Man what a painful experience that was, not even a stern Jackie Chan could save that pile. Blew the cheese right off my dick.

Huh?
Who cares what fat people think?

So…
My two favorites shows have just been renewed for third seasons on the same day. I'm still going to kill myself before the night is over, but if I was a normal well-adjusted person this would really by great news.

The Marines are for those who can't cut it in Special Forces. Respect for Recon though.

huh? I was agreeing with you, the for profit prison story is fucked up.

Hey, that's pretty fucked up. I'm not sure why you accused me of investing in "for profit" prisons though.

What do you mean by society has "abandoned the inner city"? What do you expect society to do? Just asking.

I'd love to see Zombie's interpretation of Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Mr. Prig speaks truth.

disregard "substituting"

AV Club made an honest mistake, but I'll never forgive the makers of Heartbreak Ridge for substituting depicting it as a Marine battle rather than the Army. What a load of shit.

Idea
Get Rob Zombie to do it. I wonder why he hasn't tackled a classic Universal monster movie yet, that seems to be his thing, right? Zombie's a good director, The Devil's Rejects was awesome and I even thought those Halloween movies had a nice visual flair to them.