Settle down dude. It's an opinion.

Why money?
What can Charlie Sheen buy that he can't already afford?

Agreed. And that cold open in MI is boss.

And don't forget Mirrors, starring Jack Bauer.

Wow…
I never realized Mission: Impossible was De Palma. I grew up loving that movie. By the way, the convoluted plot is a feature, not a bug. That's the way espionage should be written, if you ask me.

The hell?
Chiklis should be shooting motherfuckers with automatic weapons in R-rated action movies. Who the hell wants to see him in some lame-o CBS comedy.

Because millions of dollars, that's why.

But what of Chad? Will he be remembered only as the worst presidential assassin on ever on 24?

I've seen every Deadwood episode multiple times but I don't 'member no niggar-tarrin'. Fixin' to watch again just in case.

So…
Does anybody have an opinion on the Wire? Was it like, a good show or something? It seems no one ever mentions it.

Confused
I've never seen the Wire, but that picture up there looks like an 11 year old boy, not an adult female.

What the fuck?
He's a Reds fan?

Mulholland Drive
As good as the movie is, I sometimes ponder what might've been if it was greenlit as an ABC drama, as was originally intended. So many opportunities for grandness, especially with Robert Forster as a detective. Alas.

Shore Patrol, I laughed out loud at your comment. The shrillness of your misplaced indignation jived perfectly with your Janeane Garofalo-looking avatar.

I'm sorry, what?

One Thing's for Sure
Game Change will be a fair and balanced account of the McCain campaign, delivered by a team of objective and unbiased filmmakers with no agenda whatsoever.

Nah, no way he's just 5'7. Look at Tim Roth, that's what a 5'7 guy looks like.

I don't get the whole Stallone being short thing. He's always looked like a 5'9-5'10 average height guy. Not tall, but not exactly short.

Eh
Mel Gibson is awesome and I can't wait for the Beaver. Suck it.

Fassbender
…is an unfortunate name for a hetero male.