PC or Mac?

PC or Mac?

Oh and the Truman Show. Fuck yeah, 1998.

That scene in the Expendables where Steve Austin coldcocks the South American broad in the face was hilarious, because in reality her skull would have been decimated. Terrible movie though, especially the part where Stallone drives Jet Li around and makes fun of his height just to have a lame "short" joke 5 minutes…

Proof of Life

Fight the Future
Fight the Future

Pixar's stories are just as rote and derivative as Rango's, why are we pretending otherwise?

worst title ever is Made of Honor, though Maid in Manhattan is close

Cant wait for "2 If By Sea"

Is this going to end soon?
The whole thing where you take tired cliches like vampires, aliens, and especially fucking zombies, then mash them up into a hokey premise. It's not funny, or cute. It never was.

Yeah, you're right. Who am I kidding, I'm just a troll. I love you man. You're like a brother to me. Truce?

I'll just let your wife do the spanking like she has been for the past 16 months or so. What can I say, I'm into that kinky shit. Talk about weak balls, that broad won't stop until mine are drained to the bone. And don't worry, you're getting your fair share of protein, you just didn't know it until now.

The Peaceful Religion of Islam…
…can suck gingerly on my balls while I wipe my turgid anus with the Koran.

Most of those noir pictures made in the forties had material that was R-rated for their time. But as someone else mentioned, there were no MPAA ratings back then.

PG-13?
A noirish tale of corporate sabotage should not be rated less than R. I have doubts.

He was the lead in the Lookout. And Brick. And Mysterious Skin.

Indeed. I happen to love Eyes Wide Shut as well, but I also think A Clockwork Orange is Kubrick's strongest. So already we are in major disagreement. As for Full Metal Jacket, the last half hour is probably the weakest point of his career. It was just plain corny.

Your girlfriend is right though. As much as I enjoy Breaking Bad, I have to concede that it is a soap opera about unsavory characters and has little value outside of morally dubious entertainment.

Kubrick
Whenever some joker claims that Kubrick was overrated and that his films are "detached and clinical" it always rubs me wrong. Especially since those are two qualities that make Kubrick one of the greatest filmmakers

Loved ones?
The solution to this "fighting with loved ones" problem is to stop having relationships with people. Works for me.