Ole!

Must we always place labels on people?

That last sentence can and will be taken out of context.

How about the old guy? No, not him. The other one, the one we liked.

Great pickup line.

Only if the guy in the picture is not gay.

Real Sex?

Nah, screw him.

AV Club Review:
This season of Girls lacked a single redeeming quality.
Final Grade: A-

Watch the show and then read all the fawning tributes paid to her genius. Then you'll understand the anger.

She's the voice of a generation!

Some look like smudges.

VodkaSamm?

Come on, tats are fair game. I get that for the most part we look how we look, and making fun of somebody's physical appearance is dickish…but I'll be damned if you'll make me feel bad about making fun of somebody's hideous tattoos.

Probably a few of the most obnoxious New York characters ever written walking around shitting on Iowa for 28 minutes a week.

Maryland, the most midwestern of Big Ten schools.

Wow, Iowa University really failed to challenge my masculine expectations of what a college can be.

God Squad 2: Pray Harder

You must teach at Columbia.

I know God didn't die at the end of this film, but damn that kid has some lifeless eyes. Did he die so God could live?