I think I read that on one of those homespun wisdom plaques at Cracker Barrel.

Well, he must work out.

How old is he in these clips? 30?

Was it a body double? Can we get confirmation on this? For research purposes, of course.

It takes a confident man to sit at the bar with his tampons on full display, instead of dropping them off in his car before going into the Fox & Hound.

I'm loving this show and praying that the end is a big nothing, just to watch so many people lose their minds. Basically, the show was just about a crazy guy finally going off the deep end and a hypocritical asshole cop blowing up his family, not some global conspiracy.

A true low point on here, my friend.

Skyler White is terrible.

She's awful in most things, it's ok to admit it.

Looks like something somebody would have worn at the Regal Beagle, which makes it either retro or ironic.

You meet Pornstache in the closet.

I keep meaning to check out what actually happened in K-Pax, since I've never seen it and never want to waste the time. Like, was Spacey an alien or did he experience some trauma that led him to make up this outlandish fiction and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And she was a lesbian for a bit, which you know…most of us went to college, so…

Piper's ok. She's growing as a person!

Pa drove him up to FXX so he could run free.

He's 10 clicks south of the border station.

Sounds like a comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. I'll give you $5 million for the rights to your story.

It's funny you say that, because when I heard this news all I could think of was Elaine feeding her elderly boyfriend Yankee Beans. "Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I like my Yankee Beans".

Not Belle? All us AV Club nerds love Belle. She reads books which makes her weird and a loner!

But she definitely carries around a bag of poop to throw at paparazzi.