No way America's sweetheart would say such vile things! Take it back, she's a pure as the driven snow.

Kudos on the unibrow.

Of course he works at a coffee shop.

I'd like for him to start filming without realizing that somebody like Brett Ratner just finished filming his nearly identical version of Don Quixote that ends up grossing $400 million.

I'm sure there's a niche group we could market that to.

Don Quixote: Light a Match

Put a talking baby in a commercial and I'll buy your product, unless it's about trading stocks because you think you're smarter than me?!?

I see cartoon superhero movies twice and wash with a rag on a stick.

The only scene I remember from his original attempt was seeing Johnny Depp fight a fish and call it 'fucker'. Wait, i also remember a big fat hairy guy running around with his shirt off. I don't understand why somebody won't give him $200 million to film that vision.

MOB BOMBS, EXECS SAY CITY SHITTY

I've only just now realized that Wanted: Dead or Alive and Blaze of Glory are 2 different songs.

girl-on-girl never bothered me anyway

We are one country…that speaks 'MURICAN!

This flow chart says nothing about sending ricin!

That's exactly what they want, @avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus!

I've no doubt that this 5 year-old is more social media savvy than I am.

Don't tell who, the authorities?

Little Mia fights the winner.

Maybe it wasn't about the lesbian cameo that led to this rage, but instead it was just a parent who had to endure their child watching this show over and over and over and over and over and ARGHHHH! Seriously, though, it wasn't me. i didn't send those threats. Why are you looking at me that way?

It wasn't a waste! Creating cool and seemingly dangerous characters like Jean Baptiste only to have them taken out by other characters is to make the other, remaining character seem more dangerous and psychotic. Now we know that Danny Crowe is a complete maniac.