I had already guessed "he dies in the 9/11 attacks" from the review, before reading it in the comments.

A game based on THE WIRE would never work, because everyone would want to play it as Omar.

Three hours of beating Mini Jay Leno with a switch and berating him.

Don't be fatuous, Logan5.

Sorry, I just can't let that "TRANSFORMERS is okay for a crappy action movie" comment stand. I fucking love PREDATOR, and I would rather take a pickax to the face than watch TRANSFORMERS again. That thing was a fucking crime against cinema. Even the hackiest hacks of the 1980s were able to let the audience know…

Choose only one episode of THE WIRE?

I find it impossible to choose between the monorail episode, "Cape Feare", and "$pringfield".

Aaron Eckhart is just slightly too old.

If the original TRON was cynical, it never would have tried to work real computer terminology into the movie. Do you know how surprised I was to find out that computers actually do run on yes/no minutae called "bits"? I thought that was just some shit Disney made up!

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Geez, Noel Murray
You couldn't see fit to tell me what NINJA is about? Way to help your audience, bitchass.

Us, motherfucker.

I try not to waste my time posting in internet forums about how hot (or not) Famous Woman X is, but Good Lord, did Kathryn Bigelow look good.

If you listen to the DVD commentary by the film's writers, it's pretty clear they had a shit-load of studio instructions that they had to obey, and time was a factor. The movie doesn't make any logical sense, and they know it, but they had little choice.

FREEBIRRRRRRD!

Oh Noes!
Foreigners living in the Kansas Styx?

It turns out they were both clones all along!

Usually, books like these…
…end with the writer vanquishing his drug problem and looking for some kind of inner peace. Nabin doesn't mention that, though. So I'm currently giggling, imagining the guy talking to his literary agent. "Look, get I get a little advance? You know this one is going to sell like hotcakes.…

Sorry, Tomorrow.
I already made way for ducklings.

I have never even heard of The New Radicals or the song "You Get What You Give." Of course I was in college at the time, and like many college students I disdained the radio in favor of Some Band Nobody Ever Heard Of.