I was only in 5th grade when First Contact came out, I saw it before I saw most of the TNG episodes actually…what a let down the special effects were when I finally saw the episode the movie was based on… Great episodes though, and Riker actually became a compelling character.

He was always the most even-keeled character, always confident and to the point…he was a great character to put around highly emotional, insane people and situations, to see how much irritation and torture (literally in one episode) he could handle.

Fracking is just a red herring.

Just clean the machine with some potassium benzoate

How about "Nottingham." A dark re imagining where Robinhood travels to modern society to find class inequality has essentially remained the same.

They'll call it Lucifer, it'll be about how Satan's really not that bad of a guy. His horns were cut off his head when he was young by his lover…Jesus?

Maybe next they'll redo Peterpan, where Captain Hook was the misunderstood, handicap, naval veteran abused by an army of prancing boys. Maybe Peter Pan in the end lends him the hand he always needed. Wait, I'm confusing this for a uhh..fan video I saw once.

and it comes with a free frogurt…

"Fewer"
-Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals
and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the
Realm

"We know it them, they no use good grammar"

"Hm. We always thought that bead as worthless. We assumed our ancestors were cheated because they not have concept of ownership."
―Singing Wind
"So we can have the diamond?"
―Bender
"No, we do have concept of ownership."
―Singing Wind

I for one am ready for the video that explains why all three Plinkett films made the Star Wars prequels worth it in the end.

Or they would end an episode with: "I'm confused, is this a happy ending?"

That does look like a song Middle America would listen to, when they're not mobilizing with pitch forks to fight online streaming advertisements.

Middle America may be mad, but will this get them off their tractors?