What is the record of the Blouses, 1-0?

No, good sir! I'm on the level!

The Celestine Prophecy. Oops, I read "shitty" instead of "scary".

The Hebrew Hammer. Thank you for going out of business, crappy strip mall movie rental store.

John Shaft!
I am going to leave work, buy Shaft comics, go home, read said comics and listen to Isaac Hayes. Fun-ky.

Shut your mouth!

I can dig it

Johnny Sunshine
Johnny Duke
Johnny Style
Johnny Cool
Johnny Midnight
Heavy Early
Rip Tide

Shut yo' mouth!

Are strange things still afoot there?

Tim Horton's.

I share your pain, as a fellow Oilers fan

Well played, sir (or madam).

It's the hammer that an agent uses if the Russian players in his stable aren't getting enough ice time, respect, etc. "My client has interest from the KHL". Most GMs call bullshit.

Vladislav. Sorry to be that guy. I agree wholeheartedly with your statement, though. PS His autobiography is quite good. It's an easy read.

It's the douchebag from Nickelback with a cowboy hat on. Have you ever seen the two of them together? We're through the looking glass here, people!

If he remembers, just tell him that you gave your rent cheque to the Dave Clark 5

Variation on Pimm's Cup: mix with cranberry juice and club soda, slice of lemon. After 10 of those, you can see through time.

So much misspent youth, to be followed by much more misspent middle-age.

__ the Enchanter