Counterpoint: Hemingway in Midnight in Paris.

Any episode that features Billy Eichner taking a beating is an automatic A+.

"Funniest joke of the episode doesn’t go to either Forte or Sudeikis, but to Kristen Schaal…"

I think she was referring to the crazy Denzel dreams she was having.

If I knew Elijah in real life, I'd probably do my best to avoid him [actually, that's true of most of the characters on Girls] but he is, by far and away, my favourite character on the show. From the snarky comedy of his scenes with Marnie and D'Emilia the shopgirl to the heartbreaking vulnerability of his scene with…

Don't make me call your mother; she will kick your ass.

And on Ellen as "Emma Thompson", a famous British actress who reveals a shocking secret!

I went to the audition, and I remember I started mouthing words but not saying anything. And she was like, “Even though it’s a silent movie, you’ll still be talking. They’re just not going to record the sound.” …and then turning up on set thinking she was playing another character…

I just used this article as a recap [and realised I'd forgotten about 90% of it]. Then again, I mainly watch to be amazed by Tatiana's range; convoluted story be damned.

Who's going to break it to Target that the show is cheating on them with Chevrolet?

Maybe he has a twin!

Pretty much anything that tops the box office charts these days.

The fact that he had a girlfriend when they first got together should've clued her in.

I heard he's got a diamond dick.

Untitled Emily Blunt Project

Next year? But it's so close [he said, fuming with Broadway envy 16000 kms away].

Kristens Bell and Schaal??

Although he probably would've been a more believable Marilyn Monroe.

Debbie's slowly turning into Monty Burns.

I'm surprised nobody pulled off a Tyra/Violet-esque move on the runway; kimono comes off and there's another look underneath. Madonna is the queen of transformation, after all.