"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will."

I was completely distracted by the performance logistics of 38 Neighbors; how many apartment blocks were involved??

Hey, car keys is way we pronounce it down here!

Endora would like a word with you, Derwood.

But what about his partner in crime [defending]? The taller, less-aggressively normal-looking one?

Tai and the chicken tethered together at the ankle was freakin' adorable.

I miss Ben and Kate.

Jesus Christ Superstar: I do know how to love it.

I was so hoping Thorgy would be giving us Jo Anne Worley for Snatch Game..

Unless I'm hearing "….harder…"

Now watch as the car stealing revelation slowly tears their relationship apart.

Beasts of the Southern Wild - just typing the title made me so furious I have to go for a walk to calm down…

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Favorite of Ms. Parton’s songs? Nine to Five, of course."
Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'/Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'" could be The Middle's theme song.

I hope Rusty and Kim have a healthier relationship in this than they did in L.A. Confidential.

Mw Fuller, you're trying to seduce me….aren't you?

The challenge had the same problem as Empire does: Cookie is so much more compelling and entertaining than any other character.

Less personality than Courtney? Shaaaaade [but true].

Derrick mentioned it in the Meet The Queens episode [although I guess that's not really canon].

But then she'll be alone! Like Cher!!