Razorback: dangerous or dead.

5:45pm: started reading the dispatch

I will love him forever only for Strictly Ballroom.

Dr Zachary Smith, you bubble headed booby.

She was a household name in Australia….just ask her.

If this final four was the Saturday night entertainment at my local drag bar I'd choose to stay home [and the bar is only 300 metres away].

Once, while I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords -

The doctor explaining it to Henry while she listened was heartbreaking.

Betty's storyline went Beaches so fast I just hope she's got a tacky friend in showbiz to look after the kids after she's gone.

Galavant returns! I did not see that coming.

#sixsestrasandamovie

Dylan Bruce deserves demotion for all the shirts he insists on wearing this season.

Two chubs up.

I don't think I've ever agreed with a review more.
David and Stevie's friendship was my favourite part [closely followed by the decision to have Johnny and Moira be a loving couple].

I think it's more likely there's no next All Stars.

In five years they'll either be working for him, or dead by his hand.

She performed one of the funniest shows I've ever seen at the 2008 Melbourne Comedy Festival [and won the Best of the Fest award]; every year I hope she's coming back but she's become far too successful. Good for her, sad for me.

"Phil, seatbelt". Carol's starting over.

But what about Carol and Melissa's friendship? I loved those two together.

"That's hard?"