Imagine if they'd brought Max back; her poor head would have exploded trying to de-vulgar John Waters.

Can the review header be a Katya reaction shot every week? Nobody does it better.

Katya won Untucked in addition to everything else in this episode (apart from the actual wins, unfortunately).

Thank goodness Mark burned off his tattoo; now no-one will ever connect him to those guys he looks exactly like!

Amy Poehler.

Aaannndd I'm out. I've been bored by seasons before and angered at various contestants and outcomes, but I have never hated Survivor as much as I did tonight. See you in September and we'll try again…

"Sidibe also made the most of her small role"

*Tempest asking Kennedy to explain her pairings and then has to wait while Kennedy goes through them in order….leaving Tempest last again.

That depends; is she 13 or 19?

If the Emmy voters are too lazy to watch an entire episode then just the few minutes of this sequence should surely convince them to Give. Tatiana. An. Emmy.

"The remark invites the viewer to take a mental inventory of “wonderful” things that took place in the apartment; it is a line designed to make you come up empty"

"All thanks to the good fortune of the creator having a son that's either an extraordinary actor, or just naturally extraordinarily creepy."

"Don't listen to Jane Fonda here."

"Was your mother Jessica Tandy?"

Man, is it hot in here..?

Why oh why didn't I invest in green screens when I had the chance?

It is the distant future
The year 2000

So the next episode is the one every fan should be looking forward to.

Needs a gay robot skeleton sidekick.

"Jocelyn’s assistant Ben tells Abby what he really thinks of her.
For Jeffrey to tell Abby how horrible she is is nothing less than revolutionary"