That's the prize Jane's trying the fuck to win!

WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR???

I teared up at the end of Colbert; I cried at the beginning of Craig.

As a fellow Aussie introduced to the show in 2011, I can't imagine it without Geoff Peterson. And, quite frankly, I don't want to.

But Death is dead. He died.

I'm surprised he didn't finish with "…and [pause for drama] scene."

Random trivia to chew over (and then spit out): Keith and Jeff Probst are the same age.

Probst prematurely revealed that Jaclyn wouldn't be going home during his "one of the girls will have to flip" live cross after Keith won Immunity.

"I’m kind of hoping Louise (and the show) wasn’t kidding when she said she was going to wear that sash forever"

"…muscle-men with shaved armpits and impeccable electric-trimmer stubble heave and grunt in between lines of dialogue …"

aka Orlando Bloom.

I upvoted, then I felt ashamed.

But, sadly, not on 'The Comeback'.

I'm finding the return of Craig's favorite guests a little depressing; each a constant reminder of the end being nigh.

She looked an awful lot like Natalie.

Only if it was the very last thing Jaclyn said to him.

Turns out it was Nadiya who was the evil one.

Missy: "I'm extremely loyal and I never quit. Just ask any of my 17 ex-husbands."

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

I think you're forgetting the documentary Valley of the Dolls.