Watched the pilot of The Americans; it had me at 'Tusk'. I'm two whole seasons behind but I think I'm going to go with it.

Have you left a recording device running when you leave the room?

But the Oscars love overblown emoting!

Casting for The Music Man? Surely there's a newsreader at NBC with a son.

Supertrain-wreck.

Lead roles on TV, supporting parts in movies? If it's good enough for Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Laura Dern, Allison Janney and Toni Collette it's good enough for Trixie and Jessie!

How the hell is Josh not all over that?

Clearly you were staying uptown.

"The only way to win is to be faster than everybody else". Thanks, Probst; I was confused.

I never thought there'd be anything harder to watch than Valerie going down on Seth, but then she had to go and climb that imaginary ladder….

I say step-mothers are the most maligned.

So that's what happened to Jaclyn's uterus!

He probably heard it on Two and a Half Men.

That Twinnie was holding her back.

Ahhh, the gentlemen's G.

It's spelled m-u-p-p-e-t.

That kid obnoxiously pushing his way to the front of the monorail? I hope he's the first one eaten.

Peppermint Patty reminds me of a young Jodie Foster.

Ewe should come.

Comedy + time = tragedy.