You the ones I heard of who jerked off to that dance sequence in that Godard movie, yes?

You the ones I heard of who jerked off to that dance sequence in that Godard movie, yes?

"BUT LEWIS BLACK IS FUCKIN' GENIUS!!"

"BUT LEWIS BLACK IS FUCKIN' GENIUS!!"

Ha! Faux show!!

Ha! Faux show!!

Ha, you said "Faux News"!!

Ha, you said "Faux News"!!

"I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because his politics are not like mine. Boo hoo hoo. I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because he said women aren't as funny as men because I think the same but he's Adam Carolla. Boo hoo hoo. I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because he doesn't like Hollywood like I don't like…

"I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because his politics are not like mine. Boo hoo hoo. I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because he said women aren't as funny as men because I think the same but he's Adam Carolla. Boo hoo hoo. I don't think Adam Carolla is funny because he doesn't like Hollywood like I don't like…

Fuck, when did the AV club become such fuckin' pussies.

Fuck, when did the AV club become such fuckin' pussies.

I actually changed the channel during the Immunity Challenge because of Jeff Probst's dickishness. And then I turned back, and guess what?: Probst was being a dick again to somebody, this time Penner— after he had just lost the challenge.

I actually changed the channel during the Immunity Challenge because of Jeff Probst's dickishness. And then I turned back, and guess what?: Probst was being a dick again to somebody, this time Penner— after he had just lost the challenge.

Why does Jeff Probst insist on being a dick ALL OF THE TIME?

Why does Jeff Probst insist on being a dick ALL OF THE TIME?

VH1's BANDS ON THE RUN— Every goddamn, fuckin' episode.

VH1's BANDS ON THE RUN— Every goddamn, fuckin' episode.

"Mexican play-by-play prick: GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!…GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!……….GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!…"

"Mexican play-by-play prick: GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!…GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!……….GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!…"