I dunno, shutting-the-fuck-up is also a remark sometimes.

I dunno, shutting-the-fuck-up is also a remark sometimes.

That South Korean rhythmic gymnast. I don't care if she's 16— I would fuck a fundamental theorem of calculus out of her. She could squeeze my one ball with her tummy all day.

That South Korean rhythmic gymnast. I don't care if she's 16— I would fuck a fundamental theorem of calculus out of her. She could squeeze my one ball with her tummy all day.

Fatboy Slim guy— what a twat.

Fatboy Slim guy— what a twat.

ASTUTE POLL QUESTION OF THE NIGHT:

ASTUTE POLL QUESTION OF THE NIGHT:

Really, I couldn't give less a fuck about preliminary diving: the scores don't carry over for starters, and the top EIGHTEEN ADVANCE, not eight, but fuckin' EIGHTEEN! Why don't we invite everybody into the fuckin' pool already!! And oh, I forgot, there's still a semifinal round, before the final group.

Really, I couldn't give less a fuck about preliminary diving: the scores don't carry over for starters, and the top EIGHTEEN ADVANCE, not eight, but fuckin' EIGHTEEN! Why don't we invite everybody into the fuckin' pool already!! And oh, I forgot, there's still a semifinal round, before the final group.

Man, this article really read like some feminist crap. So fuck that, more bikinis and the objectification of women athletes please.

Man, this article really read like some feminist crap. So fuck that, more bikinis and the objectification of women athletes please.

Can you motherfuckers stop spoiling shit!?

Can you motherfuckers stop spoiling shit!?

Yeah, with Lezak savin' his ass!

Yeah, with Lezak savin' his ass!

To be fair, "Satan" telling her to "Don't slow down!" was some damned good coaching. pardon the pun

To be fair, "Satan" telling her to "Don't slow down!" was some damned good coaching. pardon the pun

She's a lengendary bar worker, and I think Khorkina's 1996 bar routine is fuckin' out of this world. Even if she went on to win gold medals for her other bar routines later on, that one was her best.

She's a lengendary bar worker, and I think Khorkina's 1996 bar routine is fuckin' out of this world. Even if she went on to win gold medals for her other bar routines later on, that one was her best.