Can anybody inform those douchebags from NBC to stop putting those flash ads on their live streams so they won't keep skipping? Thank you.

Can anybody inform those douchebags from NBC to stop putting those flash ads on their live streams so they won't keep skipping? Thank you.

Yeah, beat that Denzel Washington!

Yeah, beat that Denzel Washington!

This was probably the first time that NBC's patented long sustained close-ups during a medal ceremony worked out: Ledecky wiped those first streams from her left eye, but when "O' say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave/ O'er the land…" came by, she'd just let that last stream fall where it may. Such timing for a…

This was probably the first time that NBC's patented long sustained close-ups during a medal ceremony worked out: Ledecky wiped those first streams from her left eye, but when "O' say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave/ O'er the land…" came by, she'd just let that last stream fall where it may. Such timing for a…

Man, that 15 year-old Katie Ledecky's medal ceremony— it even got an alpha-male nigga like me all choked up.

Man, that 15 year-old Katie Ledecky's medal ceremony— it even got an alpha-male nigga like me all choked up.

No, she's shit.

No, she's shit.

…And no, I won't be drinking Budweiser when I'm contemplating about world isolationism either.

…And no, I won't be drinking Budweiser when I'm contemplating about world isolationism either.

Okay, we get it Jay-Z, all the people of the world should like your music.

Okay, we get it Jay-Z, all the people of the world should like your music.

And wasn't it poetic justice that Raisman lost out on the medal by playing it safe on her floor routine— taking out a tumbling element?

And wasn't it poetic justice that Raisman lost out on the medal by playing it safe on her floor routine— taking out a tumbling element?

Fuck, was that a great, clutch floor routine by Komova, which I personally thought would put her over the top— the artistry, the heart-felt continuum, the musical element, the stuck landings of the passes…That shit was really truly great.

Fuck, was that a great, clutch floor routine by Komova, which I personally thought would put her over the top— the artistry, the heart-felt continuum, the musical element, the stuck landings of the passes…That shit was really truly great.

Right, if you wanna see a truly great routine to "Hava Nagila," refer to Ekaterina Lobaznyuk's floor routine in the 2000 Olympics on youtube.

Right, if you wanna see a truly great routine to "Hava Nagila," refer to Ekaterina Lobaznyuk's floor routine in the 2000 Olympics on youtube.