Rosa's "you did this to him" to Amy nearly killed me.

I just want a full episode of Holt speed-mentoring Amy. The snippets we got were delicious.

But the first one had Keegan-Michael Key!

I'm amazed that the shit show that is 2 Broke Girls is still on the air.

He is such a terrific writer. I cried my eyes out when I read this yesterday.

I think I'll just re-read the book. Of course I love Angelica, er, Renee Elise Goldsberry, but I hate Oprah (and I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE that they put her on the cover) and it sounds like the movie didn't do the book justice.

Glenn can be a nightmare, but he's a well-intentioned nightmare, and I felt bad that Jonah crushed him this week. However, I did like that the pairings on the show were mixed up; as fun as the classic pairings are, it's nice to see things moved around. This entire cast is terrific, so there are really no bad…

I don't know; I could believe that Glenn wouldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant; I feel like Olive Garden would be his definition of adventurous.

The multiple incidents of harassment (which went on for days or weeks after the slide picture, and then the list, and the the photo, and then the poem) and the stalking weren't awful? Marcus tried to put his hand up her skirt in a public place and then yelled at her when she shut it down, including saying he thought…

You don't share other people's writing without their enthusiastic permission, especially when it is that personal.

Granted, I'm not a teenager worried about her parents flipping out so maybe I can think more clearly, but why not just call the fucking cops anonymously and say you just saw someone else do it? Then you did the right thing and no one knows it was you; it's not like there were cameras there. Even if they'd left right…

He's also 26, which is great because now I don't feel creepy for agreeing.

I'm looking at the WEENUS, Fran, and I'm not happy!

He worked in marketing in the later seasons after he quit his job. He worked in data processing in the beginning of the series.

And the kitchen wasn't even that big if you consider it was a detached home with no dining room, so the kitchen had to be an eat-in kitchen.

I have some mushrooms in the fridge I have to use up, so I might be making this side dish tonight!

My local grocery store has "Is it butter"; note the lack of a question mark.

It's not Kevin's fault that Reggie isn't getting screen time. The kid playing him booked another show. Why they didn't recast, I don't know; maybe they had started filming and didn't want to do resorts (although we never saw a lot of Reggie… and shouldn't that guy have had a contract for Riverdale?)

Skeet Ulrich and Mädchen Amick could have chemistry with a toaster. They'd be on fire together.

I legit cackled with glee at that line.