In order to reconcile someone as cool as Valerie with someone as dim as Archie, I decided to believe that her plan all along was to hit it and quit it. She got herself some hot boy ass and now she's done because the action wasn't good enough to put up with the other BS. Cheryl was the perfect excuse to let him go.

Seriously! Hal has had a hard-on for revenge against the Blossoms since he was born, and now that the story is dropped in his lap, he's going to pass it up because Alice kicked him out (because he wanted to force an abortion on someone for the second time in his life)? Hate for the Blossoms is Hal's defining…

That was also mentioned in the pilot.

Archie is a total cocker spaniel.

When I watched Master of None, I legit thought "Father John Misty" was something they made up.

I do think there is a good balance. Remember how he acted when the 2 guys were shopping for wedding stuff? I mean, yeah, he screwed it up right at the end, but he really was earnestly trying. ("He's like your dad!")

Jon Barinholtz also seems to take delight in the fact that Marcus is the worst (both when he's acting and on social media), which makes him that much more fun to watch.

This might be the first TV hook-up relationship that I've ever seen that was actually just a pure hook-up relationship. They nearly always have an undercurrent of "no, they really want each other," at least for one character if not both. For Garrett and Dina, it really is just sex. I love when the show addresses their…

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that statement was at least partially reflective of them not being sure about the future of the show. Now that we are guaranteed at least a season 3, I think we will get it eventually.

The idiot store?

Cece said they didn't think it would ever happen, which means they were actively trying. And yes, in the real world, people might hold back that information. In the heightened reality of New Girl, it doesn't ring true.

Because that's not true to the universe of the show. In the real world, that would absolutely make sense. In this world of 5 extremely codependent people, I don't believe that there was no discussion of Schmidt and Cece trying for a baby.

The fact that this episode, which was hilarious, only gets a B+ goes to show just how good it is over all. There were so many terrific little moments that it's nearly impossible to get them all without just posting a transcript. I loved when Garrett was on the PA system trying to lure Bobbie Sue back but when a hot…

I also liked the episode in which JJ took care of Dylan and explained that he couldn't do it like other older brothers, but he would do it in his way. It's a great balancing act between the siblings.

She did a very small part on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, so she must be good.

Dylan would never play piano.

Yay for Superstore reviews! I freaking LOVE that show. It is very well written and the actors are hilarious. Plus, if you were a fan of Mark McKinney doing the Chicken Lady on KITH, this show will give you good memories.

"Would a nice aqua…OK, I'll wear blue."

But these characters can't keep ANYTHING from each other. That's not how that works. If Cece and Schmidt had been struggling to conceive, they would have absolutely discussed it with people. Even if Schmidt could keep a lid on it, there's no way Cece wouldn't have told Jess. I know that TV shows don't have time to…

I'm so glad this show is getting reviewed! I think it is terrific. This episode was killer; everything was so perfectly executed. I don't really have anything to say that wasn't covered except that I love how in the beginning, Jimmy seemed like one of those TV laid back slacker dads, but he has been revealed to be the…