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horatio leafblower
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In Soviet Russia, the grades go to school, and recive children on their report cards.

In Soviet Russia, the grades go to school, and recive children on their report cards.

I genuinely dislike films that are nostalgic for high school, unless they are hilarious, or otherwise moving.

I genuinely dislike films that are nostalgic for high school, unless they are hilarious, or otherwise moving.

This list seems weighted in favor of movies have "legs".  Meaning they hold up better over time and multiple viewings.

This list seems weighted in favor of movies have "legs".  Meaning they hold up better over time and multiple viewings.

Certain movies deserve extra credit for how much they blow you away the first time you saw it, in the theater, during its initial run.  Jurassic Park is one of them.  It was unlike anything else to come before it.  And I remember during my theatircal experience two days after it opened, that in the final scene when

Certain movies deserve extra credit for how much they blow you away the first time you saw it, in the theater, during its initial run.  Jurassic Park is one of them.  It was unlike anything else to come before it.  And I remember during my theatircal experience two days after it opened, that in the final scene when

What about Princess Mononoke?

What about Princess Mononoke?

I got ur Iron Giant right here

I got ur Iron Giant right here

I thought Pam Grier held it back.  He hired her out of nostaligia and affection, hoping he could engineer a comeback for her.  She had a great look, but lacked the chops to keep up with the rest of the cast (Even bridget fonda).  Notice how a comeback never materialized for her?

I thought Pam Grier held it back.  He hired her out of nostaligia and affection, hoping he could engineer a comeback for her.  She had a great look, but lacked the chops to keep up with the rest of the cast (Even bridget fonda).  Notice how a comeback never materialized for her?

If they cut out the old man's weeping and just focused on his hot graddaughters, the message would have been much clearer, and more subtle:

If they cut out the old man's weeping and just focused on his hot graddaughters, the message would have been much clearer, and more subtle:

And I would argue that Jaws is the Best Movie Ever Made.

And I would argue that Jaws is the Best Movie Ever Made.

The straight story does not belong on this list.  Every year we're bombarded by boring, but sort of ok movies that get 5* reviews.  The only thing interesting about Straight Story is that it was a Lynch film.  it could have been directed by any decent semi-unknown indie filmmaker.

The straight story does not belong on this list.  Every year we're bombarded by boring, but sort of ok movies that get 5* reviews.  The only thing interesting about Straight Story is that it was a Lynch film.  it could have been directed by any decent semi-unknown indie filmmaker.