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…or the homeless LA man who drinks BAGS of wine.

You're nuts - The Intervention is my all time favorite show.  All damn Time.  Nothing makes you feel better about your mildly excessive drinking than an episode of Intervention.

You're nuts - The Intervention is my all time favorite show.  All damn Time.  Nothing makes you feel better about your mildly excessive drinking than an episode of Intervention.

nips are the little plastic bottles of booze that they give you on airplanes or the checkout counter of the packie (which is what we bostonians call liquor stores [which is a place where you buy alcohol])

aw man - thanks captain bringdown!

Thanks - this article made me search for home movies on netflix, which has them all.  I'm flying through them 3-4 at a go.

Thanks - this article made me search for home movies on netflix, which has them all.  I'm flying through them 3-4 at a go.

Now, it's teens, adult couples and families with kids who drive the theatrical market, right?  This movie will not appeal to the second two demo's.  So it's about the teen market…

Now, it's teens, adult couples and families with kids who drive the theatrical market, right?  This movie will not appeal to the second two demo's.  So it's about the teen market…

THANK YOU!  Someone finally pointed out the Tealing-and-Oranging of American cinema.

new detroit saves money by deputizing homeless men, paying them in shopping bags full of those airline nips.  unfortunately, the titular Hobocop uses his new sidearm to off his old lady, before turning the gun on himself.  The final 4/5ths of the movie is a series of recriminations.

In his defense, some dogs, like some people, are irreparably broken.  That is a funny story though.  When he left the family with racket, did he say "… and next time Poochie steps out of line, WACK!"

In his defense, some dogs, like some people, are irreparably broken.  That is a funny story though.  When he left the family with racket, did he say "… and next time Poochie steps out of line, WACK!"

I can't argue with you about your central premise- but some dogs are just cool, and go with the flow, and some require extra careful conditioning to not be nutso.  So folks might be like, "I had Peanut for 15 years and he was an angel, but Lugnut is a freakin psycho!"

I can't argue with you about your central premise- but some dogs are just cool, and go with the flow, and some require extra careful conditioning to not be nutso.  So folks might be like, "I had Peanut for 15 years and he was an angel, but Lugnut is a freakin psycho!"

I was thinking more of how his appearance on my television would often cause my gaydar to shriek like a banshee.

I was thinking more of how his appearance on my television would often cause my gaydar to shriek like a banshee.

IN soviet russia, No means No

IN soviet russia, No means No

I think there is a pretty simple formula: Big names + excellent reviews = profits.  You could make a movie about a dogboy and if it has 2 A-listers and a B+ review average, back up the money truck.