i just wanted you to know i really appreciated this comment.

except for the fact that you're infinitely more funny, insightful, pop culturally aware, and blue and furry than he is, you could be my dad. he actually did go bankrupt at about the same time as his divorce! he's not a peacekeeper, though. but fun times for him.

anyway, i am the child of a louie-style amicable divorce with shared custody. well, i was — i'm 26 now and out of home, but i did the shared custody thing for a decade when my parents split up when i was 10. my younger brother in high school is still doing the shared custody thing now, and my parents (after some…

IMPERSONATE?!

ditto. and it was my happy place for ten years.

homer's musicality varied from time to time on classic simpsons, though. sometimes he was a gifted songwriter and player, and other times he couldn't keep tune, or tried to cram too many syllables into a simple phrase ("the kwik-e-mart is real— d'oh!"), or thought a song was continuing when it was obviously over…

well, i'd rather one bad fake death right now than a permanent death that made the show worse forever, and losing glenn, in my mind, would make the show worse forever.

i expect it'd be like using a baseball bat to deflect a pitch from an ace pitcher (without the wind-up and swing). really hard, but easier than deflecting a blaster shot, which in this analogy would be like a nerf softball or something.

a BOTTOMLESS pit full of money! even better!

that "finale" was brutal. i mean, thinking about our lives, it's not such a devastating big deal for that to happen to a young person. she'll get over it. BUT WE NEVER SEE HER GET OVER IT. last we see she's crushed, wondering if that jerk frankie even knows her name.

we'd better get a fanny/emily face off involving some tatiana maslany style special effects. man, i'd go broke just watching that forever. even if it was free. i'd just straight up stop going to work.

buffy and dawn summers.

it's genuinely difficult to reconcile the current show — even late season 2 — with the show in the first season. it was truly revelatory TV at one point.

"Dr Horrible 2: The Soich for More Money"

"what's a donut?"

right right.

next week? the FTWD season is six episodes? i suppose the first season of TWD was, too, huh.

reverse braff! that's amazing. [insert the gif of jamm saying "i like that, i'm stealing it" here.]

hello.

house, at least, has the decency to acknowledge it. the show riffed on holmes all the time. i mean, he lives at number 221B. in one episode, wilson makes up a story about house's "one that got away", an irene adler, to screw with house's new team. it was always artless and eye-rolly, but at least there was a sense of…