Garrett was telling the 'Pockyclips' story to the children, like in Beyond Thunderdome.

B. needed better pacing.

Why? He thinks he's good looking but he's not. He's just an average looking guy with a big chin.

Loved you in Real Genius. RIP kind sir

Te irony is that the actual town of Sleepy Hollow is in reality a pretty dangerous place to live. For Westchester county, that is.

Now we must get Bill Murray and Grumpy Cat on the show. If we do that we can kill the internet forever and go back to simpler times.

'How does the poem end? Say it! Say it in beautiful German!'

Ah, indeed.

I am surprised you forgot to mention that 'The Bishop' is an obvious rip-off of 'The Saint' which was showing on the beeb at the time. Starring none other than Sir Roger Moore.

I… I cannot fathom how this movie could be any good.

Yes, Aslaug is the Daughter of Sigurd the Volsung and Brynhild. This is a very old Norse saga, one that has been translated into many different languages and then romanticized into Sigmund and Brunhilda in Wagner's Ring Cycle.

This community college exists in your minds. It is a delusion, a series of events and situations created to replace your grim realities.

season 4 is from an evil timeline.

JEFF: A season 5? That’s why everyone’s running around like a bunch of— does that mean what I think it means? Like you can have time to bring Dan Harmon back to the series? Or you could write and direct an episode
[Jeff reaches for his gun]
TROY: Easy sugar bear. 
JEFF: You can get rid of Chevy Chase AND get a directing…

In other news:

OWWWWWW! MY EMOTIONS!

I disagree with your assessment, Watson. On the face of it your observations are true, but this episode was far more sinister than you gave credit. You missed the key elements laid bare before you. For example, Evil Abed wore a solitary die around his neck. It would seem a trick at first, and one would be forgiven for…

A Fisrtful of Paintballs - Fun, interesting, explores the group dnamic and is the single best use of Chevy Chase's skills in the whole show. He's funny, on point with the Spaghetti Westerns and oddly emotional and vulnerable.

Three dorks done.

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