So, you're, like, 14 now?

So, you're, like, 14 now?

That's not what the original poster is talking about. Maybe it's time to try college again.

That's not what the original poster is talking about. Maybe it's time to try college again.

Because the the internet has us all by the balls and we don't even know it.

Because the the internet has us all by the balls and we don't even know it.

He can do two things.

He can do two things.

Also, college *could* teach you how to use punctuation and capitalization, dummie. That way you won't look like an illiterate when you're 50.

Also, college *could* teach you how to use punctuation and capitalization, dummie. That way you won't look like an illiterate when you're 50.

So, what's your super successful career? Be honest.

So, what's your super successful career? Be honest.

I'm really tired of pretty teenage girls feigning self deprecation. If there is a real scourge in American society, it's letting these girls get away with this.

I'm really tired of pretty teenage girls feigning self deprecation. If there is a real scourge in American society, it's letting these girls get away with this.

there's the door, you original motherfucker, you.

there's the door, you original motherfucker, you.

Yaeh, the Party Down comment solidifies all we need to know.

Yaeh, the Party Down comment solidifies all we need to know.

I realize how extreme and somewhat ridiculous this is, but I also kind of agree with it.

Yeah, the last thing I wanted was the fucking Olympics half a mile away from my home. Thank Christ that didn't happen.