Yeah, the last thing I wanted was the fucking Olympics half a mile away from my home. Thank Christ that didn't happen.

BOOOOOOOO! GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

BOOOOOOOO! GO BACK TO RUSSIA!

That's what the ten minute backstory segements during the games are for, so just tune in and be surprised!

That's what the ten minute backstory segements during the games are for, so just tune in and be surprised!

So, I thought this girl *must* be 17 from the way she speaks about herself and the world, then I looked her up and she's 28. Holy christ, shut up. You're not in your college creative writing intro course anymore, stupid.

So, I thought this girl *must* be 17 from the way she speaks about herself and the world, then I looked her up and she's 28. Holy christ, shut up. You're not in your college creative writing intro course anymore, stupid.

Ilove the stupid things privileged Hollywood dynasty screenwriters think need to be championed.

Ilove the stupid things privileged Hollywood dynasty screenwriters think need to be championed.

This thing wouldn't be "dark" enough for me unless all the characters died in a gas explosion.

This thing wouldn't be "dark" enough for me unless all the characters died in a gas explosion.

Manic Depressive Nightmare Girl.

Manic Depressive Nightmare Girl.

SHE'S SO PROFOUND!

SHE'S SO PROFOUND!

Yeah, except that girl was 12 and fucking fictional.

Yeah, except that girl was 12 and fucking fictional.

*Rich*, nepotistic white people problems, sure. Some of us are too busy paying for rent and health insurance to give to fucks.

*Rich*, nepotistic white people problems, sure. Some of us are too busy paying for rent and health insurance to give to fucks.

So, SO much worse. But hey, when you never meet anyone who doesn't act like a college sophomore and everyone praises you're brilliance you'll be stuck in that bubble until you fucking die.