How *did* she do it?!

How *did* she do it?!

I think he will be comforted by the fuckin' money.

I think he will be comforted by the fuckin' money.

They weren't really jokes as much as they were "Things that are actually happening, without punchlines."

They weren't really jokes as much as they were "Things that are actually happening, without punchlines."

I understand *why* they did it. I just didn't buy the transition in the movie itself. It didn't feel earned enough for me.

I understand *why* they did it. I just didn't buy the transition in the movie itself. It didn't feel earned enough for me.

I understand *why* they did it. I just didn't buy the transition in the movie itself. It didn't feel earned enough for me.

I could take or leave that plot twist, but I think it works really well thematically within the movie.

I could take or leave that plot twist, but I think it works really well thematically within the movie.

That's what I thought at the time, and I still do. Plus, the action sequences in 3 fucking rule. It's a good movie that suffers from some bloat at the end. Just like Superman Returns it's now "OMG THE WORST THING EVER! [SLOBBER]!", because comic book fans rather drawn to hyperbole.

That's what I thought at the time, and I still do. Plus, the action sequences in 3 fucking rule. It's a good movie that suffers from some bloat at the end. Just like Superman Returns it's now "OMG THE WORST THING EVER! [SLOBBER]!", because comic book fans rather drawn to hyperbole.

My biggest problem with this movie (besides being a warmed over rehash) is that they seem to think "funny dork" equals "dickhead teenager". Seriously, Pete's kind of an angry jerk throughout this thing. Also they fuck up his origin by making unnecessary tweaks for the worse. The most egregious of these is his 20…

My biggest problem with this movie (besides being a warmed over rehash) is that they seem to think "funny dork" equals "dickhead teenager". Seriously, Pete's kind of an angry jerk throughout this thing. Also they fuck up his origin by making unnecessary tweaks for the worse. The most egregious of these is his 20…

I am SO sick of this argument: 1) Because most comic fans have no taste. Seriously, ask them what makes certain comic movies good. They have no clue what makes a movie watchable. and 2) Watch Spider-Man 1 again. He's cracking wise all over that thing. They're terrible jokes, sure, but that IS from the comics. Everyone…

I am SO sick of this argument: 1) Because most comic fans have no taste. Seriously, ask them what makes certain comic movies good. They have no clue what makes a movie watchable. and 2) Watch Spider-Man 1 again. He's cracking wise all over that thing. They're terrible jokes, sure, but that IS from the comics. Everyone…

That's a better answer. In that it is actually an answer.

That's a better answer. In that it is actually an answer.

I still like Spider-Man 3 until the third -rushed- act. It's very clear Raimi wasn't really interested in Venom. And why should he be? Venom is emblematic of the stupid shit that happened to comics in the late 80s/early 90s.